I'm not sure if you all have been watching the news lately but it can give you a glimpse into the chaotic
life I lead. About a year ago I got involved with this girl from Louisiana and we ended up parting ways
because of her wild lifestyle. The distance and paparazzi were also a factor but our real problems were
because she was just flat goin crazy and it was hard to deal with. I hadn't talked to Brit in months and
was really kinda over the whole thing when she showed up at my camp. Bald, drunk, and kinda fat, she
had her helicopter drop her off at my house without a return trip planned. So she's been holed up at
the ranch and we've decided to try and work things out. She promised that if we are still together at
Christmas she will get me my own hovercraft and a pet monkey. Christmas isn't that far away so I
figured why not give it a try...I mean for a hovercraft and a monkey I'd do just about anything.
Apparently Brit has got the brain troubles and thought that overindulging on everything from LSD to
Krispy Cremes would help. Not the case since she talks about seeing 'little people in the woods'
constantly and I caught her eating dog food. I think she may have even caught and BBQ'd a mouse
while I was gone....not sure but it looked suspicious. I'm trying to keep her on a high fiber diet until she
sheds that extra forty but it is hard for her to keep up energy. Every morning I make her run behind my
truck on a long lease for three miles and then I cook her a big omelet which she literally eats in three
bites.
We are getting along better than ever though!!!! She really wants to get out of the whole superstar
lifestyle and get simmered down. I'm not sure if I'm her ticket to the promisedland or not but I do know I
am looking forward to riding around the countryside in my new hovercraft with my pet monkey!!!!
life I lead. About a year ago I got involved with this girl from Louisiana and we ended up parting ways
because of her wild lifestyle. The distance and paparazzi were also a factor but our real problems were
because she was just flat goin crazy and it was hard to deal with. I hadn't talked to Brit in months and
was really kinda over the whole thing when she showed up at my camp. Bald, drunk, and kinda fat, she
had her helicopter drop her off at my house without a return trip planned. So she's been holed up at
the ranch and we've decided to try and work things out. She promised that if we are still together at
Christmas she will get me my own hovercraft and a pet monkey. Christmas isn't that far away so I
figured why not give it a try...I mean for a hovercraft and a monkey I'd do just about anything.
Apparently Brit has got the brain troubles and thought that overindulging on everything from LSD to
Krispy Cremes would help. Not the case since she talks about seeing 'little people in the woods'
constantly and I caught her eating dog food. I think she may have even caught and BBQ'd a mouse
while I was gone....not sure but it looked suspicious. I'm trying to keep her on a high fiber diet until she
sheds that extra forty but it is hard for her to keep up energy. Every morning I make her run behind my
truck on a long lease for three miles and then I cook her a big omelet which she literally eats in three
bites.
We are getting along better than ever though!!!! She really wants to get out of the whole superstar
lifestyle and get simmered down. I'm not sure if I'm her ticket to the promisedland or not but I do know I
am looking forward to riding around the countryside in my new hovercraft with my pet monkey!!!!
