"Denny lost the carbomb championship due to lack of speed, NOT accuracy. He won
the preliminary round but I flat out beat him by at least 2 oz. In the Finals- It had nothing
to do with dribble. If you'd like, I would gladly offer a master class on the Fine Polish art
of Speed drinking!!! See you Tuesday at 10. Na zdrowie!!!"
This comes to me from the reigning champion, three years running, and I will post Sheriff Denny's response
when I get the quote. My memory is cloudy after three years of this madness so maybe dribble didn't do denny
wrong.... it's shaping up to be a real high tension event so hope to see you in the crowd!!! Hopefully Denny can
defeat this Polish drinking machine and bring the Irish glory on our national holiday!!!!
Update 3/13.... Sheriff Denny was quite taken back by this verbal attack and fiercely denies that dribble lead
to his downfall. Not good with quotes Denny made it known that he still believes he is the true champion and
plans to prove it this year. I muttered something about ending this shameful run by a Pol and returning Irish
Pride to the winner's circle..... I don't know folks....could be innaresting!!!
Update 3/13 9:30pm The Champ came down to the pub and got in our faces!!! He claims that he has been
practicing by doing "yogurt bombs" and his throat diameter exceeds five inches when fully opened. Denny and
the Champ did come face to face for a brief exchange but it wasn't audible. Kinda like when two prize fighters
stand toe to toe before fighting and you see them talking but can only imagine what is being said. I just hope
the judges will be safe....