Wow! What a Friday night down at the pub!! Buck fever was rampant and like Mo
said "the level of testosterone is disgusting". Almost all night long we had a bar
load of drunk deer hunters who performed better than ever: womanizing, puking,
arguing, and just being extremely disrespectful. After coming back from a quick
break I was alerted to some kind of mess in the bathroom that involved an
overflowing toliet. Some big bad cidiate(aka city idiot) decided to take all the
cleaning supplies from under the sink and place them in the urinal and toliet. Then
this cursed man thought it would be amusing to vandalize the toliet so as to make
sure it would overflow from the tank(took that black floater thing off). In a very
classy finish to this ransacking he urinated all over everything. While I am not sure
who did this (have my suspicions) I am happy to annouce that I have loosed the
grief birds on the whole lot of them. Good luck guys I hope that thirty point buck
turns the tables on you and gives you a few tines where the sun don't shine!!!!!
Oh I would be remiss not to mention the other kind soul who, about an hour after I
finished cleaning the bathroom, vomited all over the toliet and sink. That was cool,
thanks!!
The debut band "Shiloh Road" was on hand for the festivities and they were a
blessing themselves. Comprised of six members, all disabled or over seventy, they
played very original versions of the standard cover songs. I didn't think they were
all that bad but the crowd definately gave them a thumbs down. Either way the real
entertainment came at the end of the night when the band had alittle drama which I
was lucky enough to be eyewitness too. Basically what happened was that the bass
player(who booked them and touted them as "fabulous") was doing kinda an
audition with them. Well she got drunk and her audition didn't go so well, in fact as
she described it: "these f*&**#g hacks just fired me". She apologized to me for what
was "the worst night ever" and then proceeded to tell the band what she thought of
them.
"You know you guys really, really suck. I can't believe I even was playing with
you guys cause that was terrible, you guys really need to get with it". She started
into this band of disabled senior citizens as I walked away trying not to laugh out
loud. Sorry about the discord but at that point I really needed the laugh.....
said "the level of testosterone is disgusting". Almost all night long we had a bar
load of drunk deer hunters who performed better than ever: womanizing, puking,
arguing, and just being extremely disrespectful. After coming back from a quick
break I was alerted to some kind of mess in the bathroom that involved an
overflowing toliet. Some big bad cidiate(aka city idiot) decided to take all the
cleaning supplies from under the sink and place them in the urinal and toliet. Then
this cursed man thought it would be amusing to vandalize the toliet so as to make
sure it would overflow from the tank(took that black floater thing off). In a very
classy finish to this ransacking he urinated all over everything. While I am not sure
who did this (have my suspicions) I am happy to annouce that I have loosed the
grief birds on the whole lot of them. Good luck guys I hope that thirty point buck
turns the tables on you and gives you a few tines where the sun don't shine!!!!!
Oh I would be remiss not to mention the other kind soul who, about an hour after I
finished cleaning the bathroom, vomited all over the toliet and sink. That was cool,
thanks!!
The debut band "Shiloh Road" was on hand for the festivities and they were a
blessing themselves. Comprised of six members, all disabled or over seventy, they
played very original versions of the standard cover songs. I didn't think they were
all that bad but the crowd definately gave them a thumbs down. Either way the real
entertainment came at the end of the night when the band had alittle drama which I
was lucky enough to be eyewitness too. Basically what happened was that the bass
player(who booked them and touted them as "fabulous") was doing kinda an
audition with them. Well she got drunk and her audition didn't go so well, in fact as
she described it: "these f*&**#g hacks just fired me". She apologized to me for what
was "the worst night ever" and then proceeded to tell the band what she thought of
them.
"You know you guys really, really suck. I can't believe I even was playing with
you guys cause that was terrible, you guys really need to get with it". She started
into this band of disabled senior citizens as I walked away trying not to laugh out
loud. Sorry about the discord but at that point I really needed the laugh.....
| Some chics hanging in the lounge |