To the left is the Queen of England, Ed Gee's romantic
interest. "Eddy", who is of almost one hundred percent British
heritage, has been a secret lover of the queen for years. It all
started with a drunken email to the queen in 2002 where he laid
out his very perverted feelings for her. While he was mostly
sending this love letter to free his mind from this obsession he
secretly hoped to would actually be read by The Queen herself.
Surprisingly enough the letter found its mark and Her Highness
read it aloud at the dinner table. The whole family laughed and
had a great time discussing the near delirious details. Little did
they know that The Queen was immediately attracted to Fast
Eddy and the nude picture he sent with the letter. She
immediately wrote back to Edward and promised that she would
find him.
Ed got this letter but didn't take it seriously until the phone rang
one day.
"Edward, this is your Queen, Elizabeth, I'm on my way to
you" she sweetly spoke.
"You go to hell Dan Hart" Eddy barked, assuming this was
a joke.
"Oh I love to be called names Edward, I'll be there in an
hour" The Queen replied and hung up the phone.
Ed was cursing his pal Dan and went back to watching Girls
Gone Wild "On the loose in Britain". He thought about his
Queen and what would happen if she did show up.
A knock on the door and Ed looked out the window to see a
string of limos and a bunch of British Royal Guards. He
answered the door and there stood his Queen, in blue jeans
and a tank top. He immediately passed out from the shock and
woke up in the back of a huge limo with the Queen rubbing his
head.
" Edward I'm taking you to Canada so we can spend some time
together" The Queen whispered.
They spent the next two days and nights somewhere in
Canada where they broke all the rules. Edward has never been
the same and from what I understand the Queen is pregnant
with his child. Who would have thought that Ed Gee would be
the father of British Royalty???
interest. "Eddy", who is of almost one hundred percent British
heritage, has been a secret lover of the queen for years. It all
started with a drunken email to the queen in 2002 where he laid
out his very perverted feelings for her. While he was mostly
sending this love letter to free his mind from this obsession he
secretly hoped to would actually be read by The Queen herself.
Surprisingly enough the letter found its mark and Her Highness
read it aloud at the dinner table. The whole family laughed and
had a great time discussing the near delirious details. Little did
they know that The Queen was immediately attracted to Fast
Eddy and the nude picture he sent with the letter. She
immediately wrote back to Edward and promised that she would
find him.
Ed got this letter but didn't take it seriously until the phone rang
one day.
"Edward, this is your Queen, Elizabeth, I'm on my way to
you" she sweetly spoke.
"You go to hell Dan Hart" Eddy barked, assuming this was
a joke.
"Oh I love to be called names Edward, I'll be there in an
hour" The Queen replied and hung up the phone.
Ed was cursing his pal Dan and went back to watching Girls
Gone Wild "On the loose in Britain". He thought about his
Queen and what would happen if she did show up.
A knock on the door and Ed looked out the window to see a
string of limos and a bunch of British Royal Guards. He
answered the door and there stood his Queen, in blue jeans
and a tank top. He immediately passed out from the shock and
woke up in the back of a huge limo with the Queen rubbing his
head.
" Edward I'm taking you to Canada so we can spend some time
together" The Queen whispered.
They spent the next two days and nights somewhere in
Canada where they broke all the rules. Edward has never been
the same and from what I understand the Queen is pregnant
with his child. Who would have thought that Ed Gee would be
the father of British Royalty???
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