George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to
stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of
gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard
the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to
Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax
him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and
be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration
and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to
make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them
to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
Poor Mitchell.....arrested for passing bad checks.  
It's true the game is up for the world's best
imaginary helicopter pilot and raging alcoholic.  
Word is he went on quite a spree Hornell way and
the law finally caught up with old Robert.

Below is an aerial view of the Bonnaroo Festival
site that I'm headed to next week.......