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THE HIPPIE CHICK

I was eating lunch recently with a buddy of mine, Linus. We had gotten our food and were sitting
there discussing world politics like we normally do, minding our own business. People were coming
in and out of the establishment, standing in line to get their food near where we were sitting. Half
way through our lunch I looked up to notice a chick walk in and stand in line. At first glance both
Linus and I exchange puzzled looks. It was one of those..."humm!!!???!! Wow.... umm...what?"
moments. There in line was a genuine Hippie Chick. At second glance, a total of 1 second later,
our puzzled looks turned to "YEAH!!!!" as not only did we have a hippie chick, but a Hot Hippie
Chick! That’s right, they do exist. She may cover herself with hemp jewelry, tie-dye shirts with
strange and confusing patterns and long flowing “earthy” skirts. Forget about the fact that she
may be wearing those ridiculous Birkenstock wooden clogs, that she refuses to shave her legs
and probably braids her arm pit hair. She is, in fact, a Hot Hippie Chick and even with all those
ridiculous clothes there is no hiding that smokin’ body. Linus and I finished our lunch and headed
out the door, catching one last glance and shaking our heads in pure amazement at what we had
just seen. It was then that Linus turned to me and revealed a life long secret..... "I have always
wanted to convert a hippie chick!" I laughed this off at first, but a while later I realized that Linus
might be on to something here. I have thought about this and decided to pose the question to
you, the members of the Bachelor’s Companion. How do you convert a Hippie Chick?

Thanks to the creator of "The Bachelor's Companion" for another great blog. After thinking
about the question posed I will give you my answer: very slowly. Hippie Chics, the real ones,
are a pretty hardcore lot in terms of maintaining their image. They obviously go to some
effort to fit the bill, or at least make a point to maintain the look, which mostly stands for 'a
free spirited, open minded, independent woman'. The only way to change them(why though
if you don't like hippie chics?) is over time and by making them think that it a natural
progression, not a change. I will add that from someone who actually is attracted to hippie
chics that the leg hair and arm pit hair is disgusting and a turn off. Wash your hair, shave
your body, and don't put on too much petchuli baby.....