This Saturday Night we will bring to you, the citizens of the planet, a first in what we think will be
a series of midnight inanimate executions. That term itself should be explained: In order to
entertain ourselves, and you, we will begin staging bizarre executions of various inanimate
objects. We will use digital video to capture the executions to be posted on our website and
UTube. It isn't something you need to try and understand, just enjoy and be glad your mind isn't
possessed by these things. The first offender:
Name: Devil Duck
Crime(s): Sealed by Kourt Order
Sentence: Death by Fire and TheBuzzoMobile
Date of Execution: Sunday Feb 4th 12:01am
The details of the execution are being closely held by the
executioner(that'd be me) to avoid any loss of entertainment value. All
will be welcome to observe this landmark event and you should be at
Better Days by 11:30pm this Saturday to catch the sideshow. The
Burnin Hills Band will be playing that night so how could you resist such
a good time?