
Here are a picture of Dave during a recent visit with his secretary Shannon. As you can
see Dave is wintering well.....maybe alittle too well!! He is attempting to grow the
bushiest lamb chops ever. In this week's installment of the chronicles Dave speaks on
two issues: The Presidential Inauguration and global terrorism.
"The festivities were fanominal....like a big wedding with all the powerful dudes" Dave
isn't politically inclined but enjoys the fact that we are the richest & strongest nation in
the world. "Laura Bush is the prettiest first lady ever....I really liked her white
dress...very pure looking." I'll bet you ten bucks that if Dave was able to ask one
question of the first lady it would be "Are you really a virgin?"
"We should unite with Asia to conquer terrorism.....Unite in Power!" Dave's sure that
with the Asian Tigers help we can catch Osama bin Laden....ya never know.
Referring back to the last installment of the chronicles Dave would like everyone too
know that he truly takes religion seriously and don't want anyone to take his comments
as sarcasm. While he does question the religious establishment he takes his spirituality
very seriously and respects everyone else's religious commitments. Amen.