Dave's been a chameleon lately.  One day
he's moving in the direction of a werewolf
with a full beard and head of hair.  The
next thing you see is hair slicked back with
hand lotion and a handlebar mustache.  
These different disguises are used to
attract the largest variety of women
possible.  
Meet Punky, Dave's cat.  He's a real big guy who like to fight,
chase women, and sleep.  Punky is real popular with the
neighbors and is the official mascot of Community Services.  
Dave gives Punky a roof to sleep under and a can of gourmet
cat food, Punky gives Dave someone to discuss international
affairs with.