Not a whole lot going on in Garwood land this week. The second half of the month
isn't as much fun as the first for old Dave. He gets his disability and social security
early in the month and usually spends every dime by second week. Not that Dave
goes without the essentials when he's broke, but he is forced to do without the
luxuries of life. He's a luxury kind of guy.
The title to this installment is "Pimp Daddy" because for whatever reason Dave
decided to get into the prostitution business....kinda. While standing around at the
bar shooting the breeze with a rather interesting fellow barfly(to be unnamed) Dave
got bored and decided to liven up the conversation. Not being present I can't
provide any direct quotations but I'll try to write the script for you:
Dave: Hey man you see that babe waitin on tables?
Unnamed Barfly: Ya she's a beauty DAve....you know her?
Dave: Ya she's been working here a while and we talk all the time. Wanna know a
secret about her?
Unnamed Barfly: Oh ya...hope it's a good one!!
Dave: She'll go home with anyone for $200
Unnamed Barfly: Awful cheap for a woman like her DAve
Dave: Well if you don't believe me just ask her yourself!
Well the unnamed barfly took that tall tale for one hell of an inside scoop and made
this nice girl an offer the next time he saw her. Needless to say the girl didn't blush
and was mad enough about the proposition to find out how she had gotten such a
reputation. Dave was fingered and confessed without hesitation and has been
sentenced to one bouqet of flowers for the victim.
isn't as much fun as the first for old Dave. He gets his disability and social security
early in the month and usually spends every dime by second week. Not that Dave
goes without the essentials when he's broke, but he is forced to do without the
luxuries of life. He's a luxury kind of guy.
The title to this installment is "Pimp Daddy" because for whatever reason Dave
decided to get into the prostitution business....kinda. While standing around at the
bar shooting the breeze with a rather interesting fellow barfly(to be unnamed) Dave
got bored and decided to liven up the conversation. Not being present I can't
provide any direct quotations but I'll try to write the script for you:
Dave: Hey man you see that babe waitin on tables?
Unnamed Barfly: Ya she's a beauty DAve....you know her?
Dave: Ya she's been working here a while and we talk all the time. Wanna know a
secret about her?
Unnamed Barfly: Oh ya...hope it's a good one!!
Dave: She'll go home with anyone for $200
Unnamed Barfly: Awful cheap for a woman like her DAve
Dave: Well if you don't believe me just ask her yourself!
Well the unnamed barfly took that tall tale for one hell of an inside scoop and made
this nice girl an offer the next time he saw her. Needless to say the girl didn't blush
and was mad enough about the proposition to find out how she had gotten such a
reputation. Dave was fingered and confessed without hesitation and has been
sentenced to one bouqet of flowers for the victim.